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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. -- Oxymoro
I'd give you a piece of my mind....but I can't find it.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.
I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that well!
I'd hate to be a new baby being born into this world today.
There seems to be so much trouble everywhere....
I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring. -- The last words of Richard P. Feynma
I'd hate to make a judgement on that until all the facts are in.
I'd hate to think we're seriously hampering the productivity of America.
But, on the other hand, what the heck! -- Computer game magnate Les Crane, "Time...
I'd have a hilarious tagline, but Clinton hasn't done much today.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx

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