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• I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hoste
• I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• M: "Why don't I take you home and give you a thrill?" F: "You can't do both.
• Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal. -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe
• I want to find out who I am and give up letting everyone else define me. (Judith)
• HELP!!!! > >Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
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• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Bart: I... passed? Ms.K: Just barely! Bart: Gasp! I passed!
  I got a D-! I passed! [crying tears of joy] All right!...