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• But that's not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• Ever ask yourself 'How I got here'?" "I use to, now I just ask myself how the hell do I get out.
  -- Hiding Ou...
• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
• I was here and you were gone, now you are here and I'm gone!
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
  Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
• view of 3 vases, matching the kids' height] Lisa: [muffled] Bart, do you think it's safe?
  Bart: [muffled] I don't care -- I can't breathe in here!...