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I Can't Reach The Brakes On This Piano!
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I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
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You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn LOUDER.
A piano is a piano is a piano. -- Gertrude Steinway.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Always remember, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
