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• If anything I have said offends you, well that's just too bad. :)
• If you can read this tagline, it is already too late....
• If you can read this, you're too close.
• I will not do anything bad ever again.
• Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I read in the paper yesterday that a guy killed his wife after twenty years of marriage.
  I thought: Too bad. It was probably the first decision he'd made since the wedding. -- John Wing...
• Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough. -- Mark Twai
• I can multi-task.....I read in the bathroom!