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• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• I only wish that I were what I was when I wished that I would be what I am now.
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• In dealing with the press do yourself a favor. Stick with one of three response
  (a) I know and I can tell you. (b) I know and I can't tell you. (c) I don't know. -- Dan Rathe...
• You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat and I had my hands about it.
  -- Rorschach, "Watchme...
• If I didn't know now what I didn't know then...
• I know and I know you know I know.
• I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
  It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....