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• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philip
• Bart: There. If I can just get through this many days without seeing her she should be completely out of my system.
  OK: day one. [circles it] Marge: Time for church, Bart!...
• My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain.
  When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I missed my girlfriend... Then I reloaded...
• My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
• My girlfriend got a computer and modem -- now she's Shareware!