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• A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
• QOTD: "I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality.
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
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• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
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• IBM: It's Been Malfunctioning
• IBM: I've Been Mangled
• IBM: I've Been Mauled