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• There's not a lot of warmth between me and my mother.
  I asked her about it. I said, "Mrs. Stoller ..." -- Fred Stolle...
• Ned: [singing] When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, "What will I be?
  Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me...
• In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and where you would die, would you want to?
  I said "no". She said, "ok, then forget it". -- Steven Wrigh...
• She said she wouldn't keep my company unless I owned it.
• Kid: Sorry, it's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother.
  Doris: [walking by] I have no son. [walks off] -- Even if she disowns me, "Team Home...
• I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
  She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
• I know my own mind ... and it's around here somewhere!
• My mind is my own church. -- Thomas Paine
• I told my mother I was going to have natural childbirth.
  She said to me, "Linda, you've been taking drugs all your life....