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• I found this news absolutely dismaying..." Edith Cresson (Premier, France) (edith@paris.
  gov.fr) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• KHRISTMAS (Well, I had to get it into this week's, didn't I?
  !) Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame the Christians seem to be trying to take control of it....
• HOLY Something containing a lot of holes, such as the Bible.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA I'M going to get struck down for that one, aren't I?...
• When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
  He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun....