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• I am right sorry for your heavinesse.
  -- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Troilus and Creseide, Book v, Line 146...
• I think, therefore I am on-line.
• I am the check writer in the cash only line.
• I am a .signature, and I want to be your friend.
• Thank you for calling your credit union.
• Please tell your cat that I am not a tree.
• I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated!
• I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.