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• POPN: Punch OPerator's Nose
• If you cannot be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
• Cop: "He's making a break for it. Get him!" Fry: "No, no, I was just picking my nose.
  Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!...
• I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
  You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
• I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
  You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
• Okay, blow jobs. Here's the secret: Few people actually enjoy giving blow jobs, as blow jobs are hard, awkward, drool-inducing work.
  Sore jaws and stiff necks are to be expected, and, as incentives go, a mouth full of come at the end of a job well done isn't exactly stock options....
• Never pick your nose with my finger.
• Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.