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Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, the traffic patterns are Bostonian, and the cooks are English.
Hell is filled with amateur musicians, all playing their ghetto blasters louder than the one next to them.
Hell is full of good meanings and wishings. -- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- Jacula Prudentum
Hell is having a 300 baud modem.
Hell is kept warm with profane burne
Hell is not to love anymore. -- Georges Bernano
Hell is other people. -- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
Hell is paved with good samaritans. -- William M. Holde
Hell is truth seen too late. -- H. G. Adam
Hell is volunteering for a PBS Pledge Drive-it's a Barney Marathon :)
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