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• Hello good evening and welcome, to BLACKMAIL!
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• Hello seeker! Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute.
  -- The Firesign Theatre...
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• Well, hello, ENTERPRISE. Welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board because I'm willing - and waiting.
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