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Have you ever wondered why aquarium water tastes funny?
Have you ever wondered why you always run out of breath when you throw up?
Ah, but a man's retch should exceed his gasp, else what's a heaving for?...
Have you ever written 0444 ... a compiler? 0445 ...
an operating system? 0446 ... a device driver? 0447 ....
Have you flogged your crew today?
Have you found your life distasteful? My life did, and does, smack sweet.
Was your youth of pleasure wasteful? Mine I saved and hold complete....
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
Have you got some reason to want my atoms scattered all over space, boy?
-- McCoy to Data, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7...
Have you got your income tax papers yet? They've done away with all those silly questions now.
There are only three questions on the form: 1....
Have you had your 50,000-lines-read checkup yet?

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