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Have you ever seen a Great White do this before...? -- Famous Last Word
Have you ever seen a plant with its leaves curled up?
Have you watered it and watched its leaves spread out again?...
Have you ever started a chain reaction by dropping your bike onto a line of parked bikes?
' (+3) Did you receive applause for this?' (+1)...
Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a squirrel?
Have you ever used 0085 ... TPU? 0086 ... TECO? 0087 .
.. Emacs? 0088 ... ed? 0089 ... vi? 0090 ... Xedit (in VM/CMS)?...
Have you ever used 0268 ... a teletype? 0269 ... a paper tape?
0270 ... a decwriter? 0271 ... a card reader/punch? 0272 ... a SOL? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids??? Get help!!!
Have you ever wished you could download a beer?
Have you ever wondered if taxation without representation was cheaper?
Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs....

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