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Have you lived in this village all your life? No, not yet.
Have you locked your file cabinet?
Have you not heard it said full oft, A woman's nay doth stand for naught?
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry -- The Passionate Pilgrim, xiv...
Have you not heard these many years ago Jeptha was judge of Israel?
He had one only daughter and no mo, The which he loved passing well...
Have you noticed how many drivers get real mad if they miss you?
Have you noticed how much Ross Perot resembles a Ferengi?
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk?
Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
-- George Carli...
Have you noticed that your body is playing little tricks on you lately?
Have you noticed the underground mazes yet? There are four of them, one below each island.
If you manage to thread through them, you'll find a short-cut between the islands....

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