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• That is, IF you can think of 50 tag lines....
• You are old, said the youth, and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like
  Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?...
• You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like
  Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?...
• Only three cavities, Bart, your best checkup ever! I'm going to make you my specialty, butterscotch chicken.
  -- Yum, Marge, "A Milhouse Divided...
• The young Georgia miss came to the hospital for a checkup.
  "Have you been X-rayed?" asked the doctor. "Nope," she said, "but ah've been ultraviolated....
• Have you lived in this village all your life? No, not yet.
• Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
  [Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three cavities?...
• Have you had your daily echomail fix?