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Have you had your daily echomail fix?
Have you had your reality check today? Don't worry, it's in the mail.
Have you had your Wheaties today?
Have you heard about "Sophie's Choice" Potato Chips? They're small, but you can only take one.
Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
Have you heard about the new Super Sensitive condoms ?
they hang about after the man leaves and talk to the woman. -- Elayne Boosler....
Have you heard from your brain lately?
Have you heard of the new "morning after" pill being developed as a replacement for RU-486?
It's called RU-Pentium. It causes the embryo to not divide correctly....
Have you heard of the upcoming Schizophrenics' Convention in 1992?
Don't miss it! Anybody who's everybody will be there!...
Have you heard the *bad* News? Cthulhu fhtagn! <-Huh?

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