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Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower. -- Men vs. Bee
Having a daughter is like riding a young horse over an unknown steeplechase course.
You don't know when to pull up the reins, when to let the horse have the head ....
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
Having a good time can be deadly.
Having always lived in fear of being suprised by the worst, I have tried in every circumstance to get a head start, flinging myself into misfortune long before it occurred.
-- E.M. Ciora...
Having an honest face is truly a great asset, particularly if you plan to make a lifetime occupation out of crime.
Having a party in his head, but no one else is invited.
Having a passionate commitment to social justice does not excuse you from knowing what in the hell you're talking about.
Having children will turn you into your parents.
Having discovered the possibility that other creatures could be used for sexual intercourse, early man was likely to have made many such attempts .
.. though it is doubtful that he was so sexually ca...

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