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• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• My Lord, I have a cunning plan..
• I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
  Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
  ...I'm a great use at parties. Are you. Yes...I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children....
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
  Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
  .. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....
• I have a cunning plan, sir. Hoorah! Well, that's that, then.
  -- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability...