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• Skinner: [casually] I'll get it. [picks up receiver] Talk to me.
  Chalmers: You have got to end this thing, Seymour....
• One half of all marriages end in divorce, the rest in death--I got out alive!
• If I had to sum up in one word what makes a good manager, I'd say decisiveness.
  You can use the fanciest computers to gather the numbers, but in the end you have to set a timetable and act....
• You're at the office, behind your desk, bored, bent, broken.
  It's a beautiful day outside. You want to go hiking....
• How much memory have you got? One brain, one memory.
• Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
• It's those computer people in X {city of world}. They keep stuffing things up.
• Homer: All right Bart, that's it! Go to your room!
  Now! Bart: Okay, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go, and send up the pumpkin pie in about 20 minutes....
• If you took all of the grains of sand in the world, and lined them up end to end in a row, you'd be working for the government!
  -- Mr. Interesting...