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Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
-- Dr. Who...
Have you pushed a Ford lately?
Have you read the Penguin Book of Quotations. (I never realised penguins had that much to say.)
Have you reconsidered a computer career?
Have your girl call my girl, and let's do lunch Thursday. -- Yuppy Speak
Have Your Modem Call My Modem And We'll Do Lunch
Have you roasted a Conservative today?
Have you said "I love you" to your mother lately
Have you said "THANKS" to your Sysop today?
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again. [SIGH]
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