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Dick: I lost your number.... Lucy: I work at the sheriff's office!
You could have dialed 911! -- Dick Tremayne & Lucy Moran, _Twin Peaks_...
dickless workstation: n.
Dick... YOU'RE FIRED!" *POW* *POW* *POW* -- The kind of executive order that REALLY results in termination.
-- from ROBOCOP...
DICTATOR, n. The chief of a nation that prefers the pestilence of despotism to the plague of anarchy.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount.
And the tigers are getting hungry....
DICTIONARY A book, generally in alphabetical order, which lists the definitions of a number of words.
It is often postulated that persons who are unfamiliar with the spellings of words should re...
dictionary flame: [USENET] n. An attempt to sidetrack a debate away from issues by insisting on meanings for key terms that presuppose a desired conclusion or smuggle in an implicit premise.
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DICTIONARY, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic.
This dictionary, however, is a most useful work. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil'...
Dictynna, goodman Dull. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act iv, Sc.
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Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in a MALIBU HOT TUB?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...

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