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Dialogue becomes pointless with someone who escapes the procession of the years.
I ask those I love to be kind enough to grow old. -- E.M. Ciora...
Dialogue: opposing factions discussing relevant issues.
Formerly called an argument. -- Paul Sweeney...
Diana's foresters, gentlemen of the shade, minions of the moon.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc. 2...
Diane, it struck me again earlier in this morning. There are two things that continue to trouble me and I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the bureau, but also as a human being
What real...
diaper seat: article of climbing used by novices who are still learning self-control.
-- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
DIARY, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing.
Hearst kept a diary wherein were writ All that he had of wisdom and of wit. So the R...
Dick [Cheney] and I have something in common. That is that we both overmarried.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle....
DICKHEAD A close relative of the penis brain, dickheads can be found in all the major centres of the universe, doing really irritating and stupid things.
The term "Dickhead" was coined by explo...

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