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• Truman: Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date.
  Lucy: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Renault was strangled, the mill burned, Shelley and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills....
• Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen. When the Tacoma Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied.
  It's my civic duty and I like whales. A routine physical examination revealed that I'm sterile....
• INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Ben, as your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest you get a better lawyer.
  -- Jerry Horne, _Twin Peaks_...
• Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
  Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there....
• Truman: You saw a giant? Cooper: Yes. Albert: Any relation to the dwarf?
  -- Sheriff Truman, Agent Dale Cooper & Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peak...
• I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. -- Lucy Van Pel
• Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
• I hear a voice you cannot hear, Which says I must not stay
  I see a hand you cannot see, Which beckons me away....