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Youth is a disease from which we all recover. -- Dorothy Fuldheim
Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. -- George Bernard Shaw
Youth is the trustee of posterity.
Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your pare
maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation....
You've always made the mistake of being yourself. -- Eugene Ionesco
You've been Berkeley'ed!
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
You've been telling me to relax all the way here, and now you're telling me just to be myself?
-- The Return of the Secaucus Seve...
You've got to pity New Mexico... so far from heaven and so close to Texas.
Yow! Am I having fun yet?" -- Zippy the Pinhead

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