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• Don't think; let the machine do it for you! -- E. C. Berkeley
• When the tides of life turn against you, And the current upsets your boat, Don't waste those tears on what might have bee
  Just lay on your back and float. -- Art Carney (as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners)...
• Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
• Hello, this is Ed McMahon. If you are our preselected...
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
• The moment you have worked out an answer, start checking it.
  It probably isn't right. -- Edmund C. Berkeley...
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  Perl may be a handy program, but if you look at the source, it's complete joe code....