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0482 Can you use Berkeley Unix? 0483 .. Non-Berkeley Unix? -- from THE HACKER TEST
Don't think; let the machine do it for you! -- E. C. Berkeley
When the tides of life turn against you, And the current upsets your boat, Don't waste those tears on what might have bee
Just lay on your back and float. -- Art Carney (as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners)...
Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
Hello, this is Ed McMahon. If you are our preselected...
Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
-- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
The moment you have worked out an answer, start checking it.
It probably isn't right. -- Edmund C. Berkeley...
joe code /joh' kohd`/ n. 1. Code that is overly tense and unmaintainable.
Perl may be a handy program, but if you look at the source, it's complete joe code....