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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Your wig steers the gig. -- Lord Buckley
Your wise men don't know how it feels To be thick as a brick. -- Jethro Tull, "Thick As A Brick
Your worship is your furnaces which, like old idols, lost obscenes, have molten bowel
your vision is machines for making more machines. -- Gordon Bottomley, 1874...
You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
-- Jim Samuels to a heckler Ah, yes. I remember my first beer....
You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home. -- Han Solo
You're almost as happy as you think you are.
You're already carrying the sphere!
You're always thinking you're gonna be the one that makes 'em act different.
-- Woody Allen, "Manhatta...

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