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• You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• lace card n. obs. A punched card with all holes punched (also called a `whoopee card' or `ventilator card').
  Card readers tended to jam when they got to one of these, as the resulting card had too little structural strength to avoid buckling inside the mechanism....
• lace card: n. obs. A {{punched card}} with all holes punched (also called a `whoopee card' or `ventilator card').
  Card readers tended to jam when they got to one of these, as the resulting card had too little structural strength to avoid buckling inside the mechanism....
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
• It was an unfortunate lapse by an individual which has now been dealt with under internal disciplinary proceedings.
  -- The Charge of the Light Brigade excuse...
• If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards. -- Harry Blackstone
• Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge card! -- Zippy the Pinhead