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• Your worship is your furnaces which, like old idols, lost obscenes, have molten bowel
  your vision is machines for making more machines. -- Gordon Bottomley, 1874...
• You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
• Knowing in your mind that you've tried your best and have learned a lot, is more important than the grade that you got.
  Your grade is not a measure of what you've learned. -- Gordon Wong...
• Reading might change your vision.
• Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine. -- Andy Warhol
• We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
  Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...
• In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you.
  Your sole function will be to drink beer. -- Dave Barry...
• I don't like the idea that people can call you in your car.
  I think there's news you shouldn't get at sixty miles per hour....