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• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to wash your hair and think
  awk -F"/neck" '{ print $1 }' | showe...
• You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.
• In the hotel there was a mirror over my bed! I was uneasy going to sleep.
  When I sleep I toss and turn, and when I woke up I thought I saw a naked sky diver coming at me ....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after fooling around all day with routers you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after days with YACC, you start to parse your conversations.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...in a dream, you are walking down a path (using PostScript's pathforall) and get woken up by a closepath.
• It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes.
  You go, "What should I wear tonight?" "I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?...