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• When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
  As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
• God be thanked, the meanest of his creatures Boasts two soul-sides,--one to face the world with, One to show a woman when he loves her!
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- One Word More, xvii...
• God made man. God made woman. And when God found that men could not get along with women, God invented Mexico.
  -- Larry Storch...
• While hunting, a man saw a beautiful nude woman come running out of the woods and disappear across the clearing.
  Just as she got out of sight, three men dressed in white uniforms came running out of the same woods....
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
• God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.
• God must love the common man; He made so many of them.