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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. -- Mark Twai
The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone beat their head on the keyboard.
After working with it... I can see why! -- Harry Skelto...
The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he reported to Fafhrd
I have seen much, yet cannot explain all....
The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth, and sixth years.
The sheep died in the wool.
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. -- Noelie Altito
The Shuttle is now going five times the sound of speed. -- Dan Rather, first landing of Columbia
The six great gifts of an Irish girl are beauty, soft voice, sweet speech, wisdom, needlework, and chastity.
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907...

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