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The San Diego Freeway. Official Parking Lot of the 1984 Olympics!
The savior becomes the victim.
The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces his horse.
Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess....
The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age of 100 showed that all had these things in commo
1) They all had moderate appetites. 2) They all came from middle class homes. 3) All...
The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is a belt of gin from the bottle
anything else is the decadent trappings of civilization. -- T.K....
The second best policy is dishonesty.
The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!
-- Jim Warne...
The secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody.
The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
-- Jean Giraudoux...

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