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The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
-- C.N. Parkinso...
The time was the 19th of May, 1780. The place was Hartford, Connecticut.
The day has gone down in New England history as a terrible foretaste of Judgement Day....
The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless. -- Hosea Ballou
The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
The tree of research must from time to time be refreshed with the blood of bean counters.
-- Alan Kay...
The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men, but there has always been a limited number of Human Beings.
-- Little Big Ma...
The trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship their creator.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.
The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want. -- D. Cohe

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