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The Thought Police are here. They've come To put you under cardiac arrest.
And as they drag you through the door They tell you that you've failed the test....
The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.
The three biggest software lies: 1: *Of course* we'll give you a copy of the source.
2: *Of course* the third party vendor we bought that from will fix the microcode....
The three laws of thermodynamics: (1) You can't get anything without working for it.
(2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even....
THE THREE MOST COMMONLY-ASKED QUESTIONS AT DISNEYLAND
1) Where's the bathroom? 2) What time does the parade start?...
The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive?
2. Is it amusing? 3. Does it know its place? -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life...
The three rules of international air travel: (1) Never fly on Aeroflot if you can possibly avoid it (this used to be Braniff or Aeroflot).
(2) Never bet a whole lot of money on two little pairs unle...
The thrill is here, but it won't last long You'd better have your fun before it moves along...
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering.
The time is right to make new friends.

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