Miscellaneous Collections

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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.
-- George Mille...
The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with
death. -- Michael Phelp...
The trouble with incest is that it gets you involved with relatives. -- George S. Kaufma
The trouble with money is it costs too much!
The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.
-- Herbert V. Prochnow...
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Che...
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Che...
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.
-- Sid Caesa...
The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. -- Lily Tomli

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