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• May you always have more than your enemies: a seven-year itch lasting fourteen years, a twenty-four-hour catarrh lasting six weeks, a bigger hernia, a fatter goiter.
• SEVEN YEAR ITCH -- when all you're getting out of marriage is bed and bored.
• The way my jeweler explained it, it's like insurance.
  Six months' pay isn't much to keep my wife from sleeping around....
• Who has been fooling around with my computer?
• She really wasn't my type -- a hard-looking, untalented reporter for the local cat-box line
  but the first second that that third-rate representative of the fourth estate cracked open a new fifth of old Scotch, my sixth sense said seventh heaven was as close as an eighth note from Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, so, nervous as a tenth grader drowning in eleventh-hour cramming for a physics exam, I swept her into my longing arms, and while humming The Twelfth of Never, I got lucky on Friday the thirteenth....
• You are standing in front of the Sixth Sacred Pool of the Seven Seven Sacred Pools.
• Finagle's First Law: To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
  Finagle's Second Law: Always keep a record of data -- it indicates you've been working....
• What goes around, comes around.
• During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions.
  But none of them has done away with the need for character in the individual or the ability to think....