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The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available data.
Our authority is Isaiah 30...
The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled culinary vessel will not achieve 100 degrees on the Celsius scale.
The Ten Commandments for Technicians: 1
The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene of shooting employees who make mistakes.
We will now refer to this process as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is del...
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald...
The test of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Aldo Leopold
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The things that interest people most are usually none of their business.
The Third Law of Photography: If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.
The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I want the job.
-- Ronald Reagan in 1973 Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter....

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