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The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem. -- Pee
The somewhat old and crusty vicar was taking a well-earned retirement from his rather old and crusty parish.
As is usual in these cases, a locum was sent to cover the transition period. This particu...
The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their money.
-- Ed Bluestone, The National Lampoo...
The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money. -- Ed Bluestone
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
The sounds of the nouns are mostly unbound. In town a noun might wear a gown, or further down, might dress a clown.
A noun that's sound would never clown, but unsound nouns jump up and down. The sound...
The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaig
Hey you...
The speed of anything depends on the flow of everything.
The spirit of Plato dies hard.

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