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The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
-- Nietzsche...
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core -- Scratch a lover and find a foe!
-- Dorothy Parker, "Ballad of a Great Wearine...
The system was down for backups from 5am to 10am last Saturday.
The system will be down for 10 days for preventative maintenance.
The Tao doesn't take sides; it gives birth to both wins and losses.
The Guru doesn't take sides; she welcomes both hackers and lusers....
The Tao is like a glob pattern: used but never used up.
It is like the extern void: filled with infinite possibilities....
The tao that can be tar(1)ed is not the entire Tao.
The path that can be specified is not the Full Path....
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview...

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