Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.
-- Josh Billing...
The Roman Rule The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.
-- Francis Baco...
The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg.
The padanga is dying out because the female pad...
The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today. -- Lewis Carroll
The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
-- Jane Bryant Qui...
The rules: 1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
2: Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
The Russians have put a small ball up in the air. That does not raise my apprehensions one iota.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhowe...
The salary of the chief executive of the large corporation is not a market award for achievement.
It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself....

< previous

10897