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• If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Save a horse ... Ride a cowboy!
• Urban Cowboy I apologize clear back to the first time I ever hit ya. --John Travolta
• I'm not really a cowboy. I just found the hat...
• Cowboy: Hey, baby! Feel like gettin' lucky? Marge
  I _am_ lucky. I have a husband and three wonderful children....
• Pepe: Tell me more! I want to know <all> the constellations.
  Homer: Well, there's... Jerry the Cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing is Alan....
• What do you feed a Trojan horse? A latex lollipop!
• Simpson, you'll never own a better RV, and I don't mean that in a good way.
  I mean, literally, buddy. This is for you, you know....
• Home is where I feed my cat.