Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
-- Glaser and Way...
The problem with graduate students, in general, is that they have to sleep every few days.
The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my time.
My speed is very fast. Some ministers have had to drop out of my government because they could not keep up....
The problem with most conspiracy theories is that they seem to believe that for a group of people to behave in a way detrimental to the common good requires intent.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
-- Elizabeth Taylo...
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The problem with this country is that there is no death penalty for incompetence.
The problems of business administration in general, and database management in particular are much to difficult for people that think in IBMese, compounded with sloppy english.
-- Edsger Dijkstra...
The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
-- John Steinbeck...
The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.

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