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The real man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ing...
The real problem with hunting elephants carrying the decoys.
The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking. -- Christopher Morley
The real reason large families benefit society is because at least a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
The real reason psychology is hard is that psychologists are trying to do the impossible.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
The reason people sweat is so they won't catch fire when making love. -- Don Rose
The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it's cheaper than institutionalizing all those people.
The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.

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