Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

The president publicly apologized today to all those offended by his brother's remark, "There's more Arabs in this country than there is Jews!
. Those offended include Arabs, Jews, and English teache...
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
The price of greatness is responsibility.
The price of success in philosophy is triviality. -- C. Glymour.
The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
-- James Baldwi...
The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to consta
instead of referring to pi as 3....
The primary theme of SoupCon is communication. The acronym "LEO" represents the secondary theme
Law Enforcement Officials The overall theme of SoupCon shall be...
The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.
-- Mike Smith...

< previous

10890