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• People often mistake what I say for what I am thinking. . -- Idi Amin Dada
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold.
  A thief is anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody....
• In any country there must be people who have to die.
  They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order. -- Idi Amin Dada...
• One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around.
  I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face....
• My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall.
  Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers....
• If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time.
  I would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this trip....
• My art belongs to Dada
• Look, I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
  I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis....