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The quality of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra...
The questions remain the same. The answers are eternally variable.
The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk
That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash...
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
-- Damon Runyo...
The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella
But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella. -- Lord Bowe...
The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.
The rate at which a disease spreads through a corn field is a precise measurement of the speed of blight.
The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the illiterates can read.
-- Alberto Moravia...

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