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• Most of the graduate students get aids.
• The following appeared in a report by the School District of Eyleria.
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• You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words in your sleep to get divorced.
• Every year a few research results pay the freight for all the rest.
  -- Robert A. Frosch, General Moto...
• Graduate students and most professors are no smarter than undergrads. They're just older.
• For fifteen days I struggled to prove that no functions analogous to those I have since called Fuchsian functions could exi
  I was then very ignorant. Every day I sat down at my work table where I spent an hour or two...
• When you have sour cream every problem looks like a potato.
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....